Old Testosterone - The Final Cut

Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago / Tim Westmoreland

Story

Some people see touble as something to fear while others see it as an expectation of fun. This song merges both thoughts. A little bit serious and a little bit of fun! Instrumental Rock with great leads. I've been told it sounds like ZZ Top and Thin Lizzy. Great guitar leads by Tim Westmoreland!
Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

Hey guys, are you tied of everyone telling you how to be politically correct, how to be sensitive around women, how to be considerate of others? The mood of this song is I just want to be a man sometimes! Rock Instrumental. Great guitar work.
Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

This song is about being frustrated over daily life problems. Ever think of some crazy solutions to the problems? You know, the ones you don’t dare tell anyone else about! That car up ahead is going too slow for me, snap my fingers and it disappears! Your lady is going on 90 miles an hour about something you did or didn’t do, just flip the off switch! Rock Instrumental.
Joe Kulbago
Author: Joe Kulbago / Tim Westmoreland

Story

Above The Clouds was written by Tim and I while we were on retreat with our Wifes at a great cabin in north Georgia. The name of the property was, of course, Above the Clouds. With 270 degree, panoramic views, you felt like you were on top of the world.

Rock Instrumental

Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

So much has been said about Guys not having a clue over the past years. This song gives a Guy's perspective of what men what.

Lyrics

Hot women and fast cars Or is it fast women and hot cars Either way I can only dream So says the Wife, that's how it seems A good job and plenty of cash Lot's of time, I'll there in a flash Tons of toys and a buddy to share Hey I'm just dream'n so why do you care 'm not as young as I once was He's just a dreamer, that's the street buzz Young or old, it's just a jaunt Don't you know that's what men want. A perfect family, one boy and a girl It's a thought, just give it a whirl A day of golf or a night with the guys A hole in one and I'll take home the prize A lovely Wife and a little romance Come on honey let's go for a dance Hey babe we gota a good life I'm so glad we're man and wife
Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

What can I say! The cords sounded good, add a great beat and guitar lead and this is what I ended up with! Rock Instrumental.
Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

My two Daughters have long gown up and have their own children. Looking back in the early years with them, I've had some regrets. This song is dedicated to them and these thoughts.

Lyrics

Hey girls, I've got something to say So listen up before the thought goes away Been thinkin' 'bout how we grew up Workin' on memories, guilt and that stuff Might of said or done some things I'm not very proud to report While you were growin' life wings I was workin' and things of that sort Every time we tried to get near My deepest feeling, I couldn't get clear You know your special to the nth degree Just try to come between my Daughters and Me You know I must have done something right You saw your life as a green light I should have been there when the going got rough I know now about the real stuff I wish things had been different back then I wish we were all young again Guess I'll settle for what's left of our time If we lost that it would be a crime Every time I tried to get near My deepest feeling, I couldn't get clear You know your special to the nth degree Just try to come between my Daughters and Me
Joe Kulbago
0000-00-00
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

Just a fun song about my Grand Kids.

Lyrics

You might be thinkin’ you know what this song is about You might be thinkin’ it’s one of those drinkin’ songs Well you know your wrong, cause it’s not that, no doubt If you think it’s about trouble with the Law you’d be wrong Alex, Abby and Diego Alexander You know these people that are a big part of my life I always know when there’s trouble and they need a hand They’re such a crew of wild characters, they give me strife But they’re just my kids and they’re all the type that’s grand. Alex, Abby and Diego Alexander Well I can’t tell you how important they are to me. I can only say they stole my heart, those band of three And any time they’re around, fun is on the marquee Abby, Alex and Diego Alexander Even though I don’t get to see them every day It doesn’t change the time we spend every now and then Let me tell you all it’s easy to get carried away We have such a great time, I just hate to see it end Alex, Abby and Diego Alexander Well I can’t tell you how important they are to me. I can only say they stole my heart, those band of three And any time they’re around, fun is on the marquee Abby, Alex and Diego Alexander Alex, Abby and Diego Alexander
Joe Kulbago
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

The song idea came from sitting in an Airport, waiting for a plane after a week away from home. It's about loosing the comfort you get while away from home and at the same time very happy to be going home. After the song was complete, it grew to be so much more. As we loose people in our lives, this song gives hope that not ALL is lost.

Lyrics

It's such a sad feeling When your time has run out Like a cold wind blowin' And you're filled with doubts And each day's a challenge And each night's your hell Oh it shouldn't be this bad But it's just too hard to tell This is only a change to the life I once knew And these hard feelings I know I can get through Tomorrow seems so far away When the sun is at your back It's pushing you to see That these are the facts And I don't want to go Where I know I must be From these hard feelings I know I can be free

Joe Kulbago
0000-00-00
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

Married? Feeling like your doing all the work? This song is about both people in a relationship needing to work together on the new priorities.

Lyrics

When we first met, we were all alone Didn’t have to answer to anyone As time went by and we learned to love It tore us apart what we had done I tried to adjust, but it seems I can never win Even though your love I already won It’s not just you any more there are two of us now And it’s all I can do not to walk out the door I just need a helping hand and some time for myself ‘Cause I can’t bear this cross any more And now there’s our kids and you still think as one Runnin’ off with your friends once a gain We are a family now and it takes most of our time I need you here just to ease the pain How can you think it’s your right to be free I’m trying so hard but it’s all in vein It’s not just you any more there are two of us now And it’s all I can do not to walk out the door I just need a helping hand and some time for myself ‘Cause I can’t bear this cross any more It’s not just you any more there are all of us now And it’s all I can do not to walk out that door I just need a helping hand and some time for myself ‘Cause I can’t bear this cross any more
Joe Kulbago
0000-00-00
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

Love can last a life time, if only for a little while. This is a very emotional song. Only those with a heart of stone will not tear up.

Lyrics

It was last August, if I remember right Met up with a friend of mine to catch a bite From across the room, your smile was like a wave Of warm and gentle sunlight shining into a cave I could see my world was about to come undone I could see my life had just begun. You know time waits for no one Rich or poor, daughter or son It slips away like a thief in the night Can’t get it back no matter how hard you fight It was late September, when we were wed To hold forever is what we had said It was the greatest time I ever recall It seems forever was like no time at all How could I hold this moment so deep in my heart It was like a great adventure was about to start It was late December when the Lord took you away Such a bright future was now all painted grey Who could have known our time would be cut so short My heart is bleeding and guarded like a fort I could see my world was about to come undone I could see my life had just begun.
Joe Kulbago
0000-00-00
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

We all seem to wait until the time is right to say what we are feeling. In reality, there is no time like the present. Don’t wait! Tell that special someone what is truly in your heart now!

Lyrics

I was walkin’ down the street just the other day Thinkin’ about just what would I say If you smiled at me and looked my way There has been many times when I thought I knew The words and emotions I’d want to come through My heart would go wild, with just the thought of you Every time I turn back the fear And I think of you very near I just stop in my tracks, I’m just standing there. It’s like waitin’ at a stop light with no one around Afraid to go through because the rules were set down And I’m angry at myself though I don’t make a sound Waitin’ for that red light to change When looked in the future I thought I’d be A little further down the road you see I can’t get past this, I’m down on my knees You know it’s taken every thing that I can find. To move along in this life of mine. There’s a turn up ahead, I just need a sign.
Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

Life is going along fairly well. You have some problems, but your dealing with them. Suddenly, it all falls apart and your Climbing The Walls! Rock Instrumental
Joe Kulbago
2007-09-01
Author: Joe Kulbago

Story

Looking back on my life, it seems I've been constantly searching for something as we all are. Some great music for soul searching.

Lyrics

Been a long time since way back then And I can hardly find my way back home Look at me I'm just domed to roam I'm a hopeless man but then again I'm just out here with what's on my mind Still the answers I'm hopin' to find Out here walkin' on a cool summer's day I've been lost for quite some time Tryin' to find some reason in this Wondering through the caverns of my life Like deep water under a bridge Reflecting intent seems so distant to me I wonder if this journey will ever end. I keep going 'round the same old way Searching for a change Just up ahead in visual range Is the hope of peace, but hey I'm still out here with what's on my mind And the answers I'm anxious to find Out here walkin' on a cool summer's day
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